Cryptozoological Alert: Possible Sasquatch Sighting!
DC radio station WTOP reported today that a local group, Sasquatch Watch of Virginia (say that ten times fast) is hot on the two-year old trail of the amazing creature known as the Sasquatch. Here’s the emotional crux of the article:
The sighting really scared one of the teenagers in the group.
“It has affected their lives so much. We knew that they weren’t making up a story,” Willard says.
Sasquatch Watch of Virginia investigates Big Foot sightings to prove the creatures exist. Some people may say that requires a body, but Willard is not among the hunt-to-kill crowd.
“If I kill this thing, what if it turns out to be human?” Willard says.
I’m pleased to know that the man on the forefront of Big Foot exploration locally is a man of morals with steadfast beliefs. Any rational cryptozoologist reading the article would realize that in two-years the impossibly muscular thigh-muscles of the adult Sasquatch are enough to carry him at least to China. So, it’s not really fair to mock these hard-working men on the front lines of a respected science.
photo courtesy of ArtBrom
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